Pirate Rants

GOOO PIRATES! BEAT THE HEELS!

My jeep has a big "TAKE YOUR TOP OFF" decal on it, I never thought girls would actually do it, but it is ECU after all...

All I see when I look at my Anthropology professor is MOUSTACHE.

To the guy who refused to have sex with my slutty roomie without a condom: Good for you! She would have tried to get pregnant, just like she did with the guy before you.

The University Park bus stop is such BS. You live a block away from campus. Stop being lazy and walk.

RUSH THETA CHI!!! DO IT!!!

To the girl on Friday that asked the ALE to taze her instead of giving her a ticket -- will you marry me?

In the girls bathroom stall on the second floor of the communications building it says, "11/21/87- I'm still drunk from last night." Pirates keep on partyin'!

Here's to the stork that brings the good babies; Here's to the raven that brings the bad babies; and here's to the swallow that brings no babies!

Couples in class make me wanna yack!!!

Why do I have to pay for an instructor who can't teach? Is ECU just hiring random people off the streets?

Does anyone know where my roommate and I can get a bumper sticker that says, "My other ride is your dad"?

People being loud in the library makes me wanna yell at them even louder like that loud girl in the "All That" Show... THIS IS A LIBRARY!!! (By the way, I'm writing this from the library.)

To the girl who laughed about deformed babies in Psych on Thursday, you're ignorant and really lucky I'm a nice person.

I'm starting a foundation for my boob job. Please feel free to contribute.

I barely talk to other guys because all I can think about is a guy who has probably already forgotten that I exist. Sad, I know.

I wish my roommate would move out so that I don't have to.

Don't you love how half the computers in the Mendenhall computer lab don't work?

If ECU wants to go green why do they leave the stadium lights on every night?

You don't sound smarter when you repeat to yourself what the teacher just said as if you are the only one that knows the answer. It's extremely annoying and I just want to turn around and smack you every time you talk.

I am not motivated to do the work for my online classes. I am pretty sure no one is. If everybody knows this, then why do we have them?

Pulling all nighters for a week straight during recruitment. Totally worth it. YAY new pledge classes!!!

Hey, "radical republican" guy on the NCC bus: You're hot wanna talk politics?

To the two guys in my CDFR 2001 class: Shut up. If all you want to do is chit chat and laugh like little sissies, the door is to your right. Quit flirting with each other.

All the other buses have perfect timing. Why is it that bus 401 purple is the only bus with an effed up route? Thanks a lot! Not.

To my Abnormal Psych instructor: You're a nice and intellectual guy and all... but could you at least make ABNORMAL psychology a little more interesting?

OMG!!! Biology exam this Friday and I haven't learned crap!

I need some sleep, but I have to make great grades this semester.... looks like I am going to be tired all semester :(

Note to Guys: Most girls hate Clingy boys... so stop calling every 5 minutes!

I hate eating alone! Sit with me! I eat at Wright Plaza starting just after 11:50 Monday- Thursday and I usually have leftover pasta in a tub-a-ware container that I microwave there.

I'm pretending this is post secret. I only tell you I'm over you so that we can hangout again. I miss you.

I was sick the other day so I was sniffing and rubbing my nose a lot during class. The guy sitting next to me, in all seriousness, asked if I was on coke. Welcome to ECU.

You know you're an idiot when you walk into an 8 a.m. class an hour late and sit down thinking your 5 minutes early to a 9 a.m. on a TUESDAY/THURSDAY class.

Why is my Lit teacher so obsessed with SEX? I mean really I don't care if you like it with the lights on or off!

If your One Card is held together by duct tape and super glue, please don't get mad at me because it doesn't swipe. Quit being cheap and get a new one!

No matter how much you hate the war, you should always support the troops!

If I work in a Pediatrics clinic, why am I being instructed to schedule so many adults??

The guys doing construction on Brewster need to not work during class. All I focus on is how I feel like my teeth are being drilled. Once again, brilliant planning by ECU!

To my graduate program: I'm beginning to feel mislead. Why am I paying for classes that don't relate to my degree... and why are the classes so large?

To whoever stole a Canadian Flag Mickey Mouse Antenna Ball off a Blazer on Rotary Street the other day: You totally suck & I think you should go back to Disney World to get me a new one!

I told you he was a scumbag, now you lost your friend AND your boyfriend.

I don't know what I'm going to do with myself now that True Blood is over!

To the girl in all my nutrition classes: PLEASE stop being a suck up to every teacher!! I am sick of hearing them only talk to you!