Pirate Rants

Great job ECU by taking away parking spaces between Whichard and Wright for Student Store parking. Now they sit empty all the time.

Honestly, who really cares about Facebook? Get a life.

Samuel L. Jackson pretty much has the same role in every movie: the mad black man.

Newsflash! Nobody says newsflash anymore!

The parking in the city of Greenville is not A1 and A2 parking like on campus...it just happens to be called that. It's not Parking's fault that the City decided to have the same letters and numbers for their permits.

If you want to win an argument with me at work, it might be a wise decision to mispronounce key words.

It's really funny that you two got engaged the weekend after the man that you really want got married....Oops! Guess since he's officially taken you have to settle now!

Since 'Gumby' was made out of clay, why didn't they call him 'Claybie'?

I'm in a really pissy mood today! You wanna know why? Because the summer edition of TEC is ending soon! I think I'll vent by writing more rants directed at people I don't like...

What makes legal pads legal? Is there such thing as an illegal pad? And what's so legal about yellow that it surpasses all other colors?

No sweetie I wasn't trying to piss you off by deleting you from my Facebook. But when you ignore me 24/7 I don't want to see your name pop up all the time...Why are you looking me up anyways?

Normally I don't send in Rants...but to the guy asking where all the nice Christian girls are, I am one of those girls and I was wondering where the nice Christian guys were?

Am I wrong for wanting to stay in college all my life in order to keep getting work study jobs???

I love how sophisticated I look reading Pirate Rants!!!

With no break after spring semester and no break between summer sessions, I'm ready for my summer to start!

I am SO ready for the fall and the football games. Go Pirates!

This summer has been fun and I have been partying. But there's no party like an ECU party. Is August here yet???

In response to the "girl bus driver with green hair...does the carpet match the drapes" question... My answer: What carpet!? ;p

No sane person would take 20 credit hours in the fall. Therefore, I'm insane...

I wish ECU would schedule construction and building cleaning after summer school so I don't have to keep walking around caution tape!

Get ready for some bangin' Tex-Mex downtown Greenville!

Dear roommate, just because you are a Psych major does not mean that I can talk to you in confidence about my problems.

To my ex-boyfriend: I should have cheated on you!

Finally! College Hill Drive has now been re-opened.

Why would someone WANT to go landswimming?

Dude, you must be doing something wrong for your girl to be cheating on you.

It bothers me when people do not know the difference between "to" and "too". For example: "What are you up too?" People you are in college!

FREE! Sunday in the Park. Town Commons. 7pm. Be there or be square. It's FREE!!

Having a cute professor has motivated me to finally start working out again!

I think this year might be my year.

Is it weird that I'm obsessed with the word "Poop-chute"?

In one apartment alone, I like one guy, screw another behind closed doors and the other one is obsessed with me. Do I have a problem?

I'm trying to turn over a new leaf, so neighbor, I'm sorry for drunkenly beating on your window at 3 a.m. And mom, I'm sorry for getting a ticket the other night. And to the girl who made fun of my jean shorts, I'm kinda sorry for threatening to go redneck on your ass. Okay... I feel much better now.

I wonder if the real reason pirates said "arghh" is because they were really, really frustrated. That's why I always say it.

I don't get how Taylor Swift manages to make dorkiness look cool. I wore t-shirts and sneakers for years, and trust me, I never looked cool.

We are going to miss you 'top-flight'! Love M & C