Pirate Rants

To the blonde guy in the tow truck who honked the horn at me Tuesday: You made my day :D

With all these budget cuts, can't we start with the employees at all levels who lag around not doing their jobs? There are plenty of people out there who would appreciate the position more and get more work done.

If I still can't get a job after going through graduate school I'm coming back to ECU to be a housekeeping person. Most laid back job ever with no worries of getting fired!

You know you're whipped when you've been told that you may wear the pants, but your girlfriend is the belt that holds them up!

Please just do us both a huge favor and finally let me go. It's been a year.

How does it feel to be a total outcast from all your frat brothers? Thank your mom.

The library has never been so empty before.

I walked into Chick-fil-a and it was gone! FML

I'm a graduating senior who has never had a pirate rant posted. Prove me wrong ECU!

I am in love with the most beautiful girl in the world. I love you, Hannah!

So, I've got a speech to do in 30 minutes, but I have to take a dump. Should I leave campus to go release the fury or do I tough it out? Find out next week!

Trying to fart in the library is the most difficult thing to do.

That's what she said...

Who here thinks that our MIS teacher should live with the little people? Anyone?

Kate sure did complain about doing stuff by herself for the kid's birthday party. She better get used to it...

Who wants to take a bet on who will have a reality dating show? Jon or Kate?

Every time I come home you are watching TV! I am surprised your brain has not turned to mush yet!

I Can't stand this math class anymore! Someone get Chuck Norris to kill me.

I can forgive you for breaking my heart but my best friends? Nope. You better watch out, next year is going to be interesting!

You know you need to rethink the guys you hook up with when you see two of them rolling down College Hill in a jeep blasting 'Halo' by Beyonce.

Is it sad I consider my greatest accomplishment at ECU this year hooking up with a third of a fraternity?

I don't know what's worse... that ECU assigned me 70 hours of community service or that they lost them this summer.

I am convinced that my English teacher did not read the final paper we had to turn in since even though it didn't have a works sited, a conclusion paragraph and was in pink, I still got a 90.

I love living in a room where you do not walk in constantly to find your 300 pound naked roommate sprawled out on the bed sucking her thumb and blasting the TV.

I feel like the whole campus was evacuated, and my roommate and I weren't notified. Can someone please show that there's life on campus?!

I love it when my friends drunken Facebook chat with me

Every time I see someone running I have the odd urge to join in and start up the running scene from Forrest Gump

Girls wearing bikinis under their clothes to class is hot! Keep it up ladies.

Ugghh I like you!! Ask me out already!