Pirate Rants

It always amazes me how you can completely spill your heart to someone and get absolutely nothing in return.

A&P practicals are absolutely, positively ridiculous!

Just ask me out already, dang!

I'm mentally done with studying. My brain can't handle it anymore.

You think that "putting everything on the table" would lessen the tension? HA.

Dear Maintenance, the clown in the clock is dusty. Please clean it. Love, the students that were there on Saturday night. P.S. The sound is broken.

So you tell me now that you haven't wanted to be my friend since April... thanks a lot for signing up to live with me in the same suite. This will be a GREAT year.

The world has never and will never revolve around you. Ever.

Dear love of my life, sometimes I am just not in the mood for dry-humping.

The people closest to me just proved that I have no real friends.

PLEASE stop making the "tsk" sound every time you begin to speak. It's driving me CRAZY.

So, my roommates and I became local celebrities over the course of two days. I was on the news and my roommates were on the front page of TEC last week. Touch us...we're famous.

One of my residents likes to Facebook message my girlfriend and creep her out, as well as the rest of my entire dorm. Sorry girls.

I keep telling everybody that you're not creepy and just socially awkward, but if you write one more rant about me or my girlfriend, I will tell everybody the truth: That you are one creepy, greasy person to hang out with.

Maybe if you'd stop worrying about your RA and his freshman girlfriend, you'd have a girlfriend of your own... I'm just sayin'.

Fired because of Facebook? Now THAT'S a new one.

I still love being a Pirate.

I hate taking it slow.

Perhaps we should have EMS on standby at the football game Saturday to save the football team in case they choke again.

If you can do better without school. . . go live in a van down by the river, and do whatever.

I bet that the hundreds of guys named Ben that go to this school got excited when they saw that rant.

To the tall blonde girl with the cleft lip...I think you are absolutely beautiful! BTW, anybody reading this that knows who I'm talking about, please let her know just so she sees it!

To the girl on the way to Cotton that didn't accept a ride from the student patrol officers last night, we think you are cute, too (your friend on the other line told us).

I feel bad for the cars trying to cross the intersection by Bate. The students are so disrespectful to the drivers they will run if there is even a small break in foot traffic.

From everything I'm hearing about McCain and Obama, our country is apparently going in the crap hole no matter who is elected.

Did you know that you can be fired from student patrol if you have a Facebook group?

I really can't stand all the people making rants about our loss to NCSU. Yes, it was a hard loss. But shame on you for saying there goes our undefeated season and big bowl chances. Do you think you did any good putting that much pressure on our football team? The Pirates are great this year! And true fans will always back up our football team! GO PIRATES!

How come people who smoke like to make themselves out to be a victim when they are the ones who chose to start in the first place? Anyone?

Peace sells…but who's buyin'?

Remember those blissful times when ECU sucked at football and we didn't have to start waiting in line for tickets at 5 a.m.?

I think my new boyfriend is old news.

I fly like paper, get high like planes.

I need a job that involves no fast food, no grocery store clerk or no taking off my clothes.

I googled Carl Winslow, and he is not gay.

Grey's Anatomy starts back on Thursday...I can't wait for more McDreamy.

I was so drunk at the State game. I don't remember our conversations.

To the boy who I made out with last weekend and then ignored me, I have herpes...BUURRRNNN!

You should probably wear something different than a short blue dress every time you go out.

So me and my ex broke up a year ago, but he hasn't changed his Facebook password still--and I know that because I still check it. I'm thinking I should stop.

Since when did it become cool for guys to wear big sunglasses with white frames?

To the girls on the second floor: Don't call security on us for partying on a Friday night. We don't call them when you're partying on a Thursday.

Why does our floor take the blame for the way the first and second floor looks? Maybe the people who are really trashing the place should be blamed.

I'm not a pill popper! I have cancer! You're gonna feel awful when you find out.

Can the BSU have a meeting worth coming to this week?

To everyone who keeps saying "it could get worse"... that's not comforting! You don't know the half of it! So shut up!

To the cheerleader in the back of COAD class, shut up. No one wants to hear you talk as much as you do, except the few pathetic guys that sit around you. So save the peppiness for the field.

The sound of your voice makes me want to punch a baby.

To the Comm. major getting no love: I will make out in front of the Comm. building whenever I please.

My roommate's depression is making me depressed more then he is.

To the one who could hear me DOING IT all night, put headphones on, it is too good to stop!

To the girl with the Blue L.L. Bean book bag who walks between Dowdy and Rawl every Monday, Wednesday and Friday: You have the sexiest waist and tummy on campus and you know it!

Way to go ECU. Side with the city and allow them to take all our parking away. I forgot about the abundance of student parking spots on campus...oh wait, that's right, there ARE NONE!

The state fish of Hawaii is Humuhumunukunukuapua! Bet you didn't know that.

I think Conference USA, the financial aid department and Parking and Transportation conspire on a weekly basis to see how they can try to screw students over even more.

To the parking patrol officer in the green Taurus: I hope I meet you in a dark alley downtown one night!

Okay honey, sorority or not, your skintight dress and HUGE panties are NOT attractive.

Since the State game, I have been seeing girls on campus wearing cowboy boots with their dresses and it makes me want to throw up.

I'm sorry but I think our dean does a pathetic job of sticking up for us and recognizing that the students are why he has a job!

Did you ever realize we have our mascot dead and alive? One is a scull and one is a real Pirate. Why would we have our Pirate dead?

To the person who emailed the teacher when she cancelled classes for two days because you felt "cheated of your education:" Thanks for not showing up after she decided to have classes after all because of YOUR email!

I slept with my teacher!

I saw a smokin' hot blonde today with an A1 pass. What do you teach?

Ladies, please disregard the rant about stop wearing bras. Stop wearing underwear instead!

My dog just farted.