Pirate Rants

NUMBER 90 YOU SURE ARE CHOCOLATEY!

Sarah Palin is like the new "It" girl, huh?

Tina Fey is a better Sarah Palin than Sarah Palin is.

Are there any girls out there looking for something short-term, sloppy and regrettable?

Anyone else wanting a cold-snap?

I hooked up with my roommate's mom. Sorry, dude.

I like to imagine girls who wear over sized sunglasses as insects. It helps me get through the day.

Why am I paying a stupid student health fee if I can't get an appointment three days straight? Seriously, there HAS to be a better way.

To the hot guy who stood up to the Pirate's Cove bus driver Tuesday: You're my hero! You SO should have punched her in the face! I hope you didn't get in trouble!

ECU was cooler in the 70s because now we have global warming.

Dear women--please don't wear bras.

So, instead of the correction making the front page, we get a news brief?

Just because I'm southern doesn't mean I'm racist, so thank you for YOUR ignorant comment!

I slept with my best friend as her boyfriend slept with my roommate and she never knew.

Hey ladies, say something and don't just stare, its creepy.

The N.C. State Football team is afraid of squirrels.

What is up with all the guys wearing black shoes and black socks going all the way up their legs? When did soccer socks become attractive again?

I really want to punch you in the face. Be glad I'm the one with self-control.

I miss Sudoku being in TEC! Bring it back!

I wish I were fatter so people wouldn't sit next to me on the bus.

The Raleigh newspaper had a story about N.C. State students selling their game tickets to ECU students and about how many ECU fans would be there. I hope we overwhelm them with our attendance this weekend! Go Pirates! Beat the Pack!

The ad in the Classifieds section about "mystery shoppers" is whack! All they do is rip you off and make you believe you are able to get a job.

To the subhuman primates who keep trashing the men's room in Austin on the second floor: You do not belong in college. Please go back home for potty training.

I have gotten A's in Calc 1, Calc 2 and Calc 3. Tell me how I have gotten D's on my first three stats tests? And, also please tell me why no one in the math lab can tell me what I'm doing wrong? You guys are tutors ... TUTOR ME!

My brother goes to WVU and still will not return my phone calls. I promise I am not going to rub the game in your face anymore ... I just want to know how Grandma is doing!

Campus employees are unappreciated. Thank you for all that you do!

Why is it that all of the people that I know who want to be cops all have anger and mental issues? It really makes me reconsider my decision as a criminal justice major.

How come last semester, when a bunch of pro-Obama rants were posted, no one said much of anything, but now when a bunch of pro-McCain rants are posted the person who chooses them is suddenly considered biased? Am I the only one who sees this?

Ah, election year. The time when friends become enemies, intelligent people become dumb and the fate of the country is determined by people who just don't care. God Bless America!

I honestly think my boyfriend is gay with his best friend. They're like obsessed with each other!

Wow ... I made so much more money working as a waitress at a strip club than I do working at the Student REC Center!

All y'all who have seen the leprechaun, say "YEAAHH!"

To the professor that says we're at the point right now to treat his class as a job: If you paid me I would!

I know a gay guy who is against gay marriage. The conversations are always interesting to watch when he gets into a debate with a straight guy who supports gay marriage. Like Twilight Zone, kinda.

So what is up with that creepy guy that walks around campus smoking a pipe all day and night?

People keep saying McCain attacks Obama with his ads. ...I'm honestly not seeing much of a difference between the two campaigns' ads. Could someone please explain it to me?

I hope everyone handles the Obama change better than they're handling the new Facebook change.

To the guy who shared his abuse secret--I wasn't giving you a dirty look, I was questioning whether or not to give you a hug. I wish I did.

"I can see Russia from my house!" Tina Fey '08!

What ever happened to the guy that played Carl on Family Matters?

I hate it when people come into the computer lab to TALK to their friends the whole time. LEAVE please!

For all the girls that came to college with boyfriends that aren't here: Stop complaining, we really don't care.

Stop trying to run me over with your skateboard!

To everyone who pours their drinks out on the dance floor of Rumors: Thanks, I really enjoyed falling.

Who really wants to meet the chancellor? He doesn't like us anyway.