Pirate Rants

What's louder than a frat boy at a party? A frat boy on the third floor of Joyner.

Guess what? We are all uncomfortable on the bus when it is over crowded but by all means please keep complaining loudly because you are the ONLY one inconvenienced!

What the heck happened on Sept. 11, 2003?

To the person who picked up #13's helmet at the WVU game it would be very kind of you to please return it to the athletic office...Thanks!

Who else thinks that the announcer should have added that rushing the field would cause us to be fined? We just wanted to celebrate with our team, not cause the school to lose money. This is getting ridiculous NCAA!

If Elizabeth Bennet was real, I'd marry her in a HOT MINUTE!

ECU was so much cooler in the 70s.

Hello, Debutante, you are an out-of-touch elitist and no one cares about the terpsichorean club.

To the young men who walk around campus with their hand holding their crotch, please stop it. If you have rash down there, go to Student Health and get it taken care of it. You think that you look so cool, but you don't. Are you afraid it is going to fall off?

Obama and McCain are not that different. Obama has the highest possible assassination rate, and McCain is showing signs of Alzheimers. We shouldn't be voting for the president, we should be voting for the vice president. Biden or Palin?

So I just found out that Sarah Palin's church ran some gay conversion conference to "pray away the gay." Hmmm. Palin, I actively dislike you now.

Any haters who don't have anybody to hate on please feel free to hate on me: Sit back there and say my hair ain't luxurious when you know it is!

To the girl in my nursing classes--you annoy and disrupt us SO much by coming in super late with your full course meals from Blimpie's and then proceeding to ask a million questions or making comments. No one cares that you think you were an M.D. in your past life!

To the first guy who got tackled and arrested at the WVU game while the rest of your friends kept running past you...sucks to be you. I would stop worrying about the officer and start looking for better friends

My boyfriend isn't a jerk…he's just orange!

"If John McCain is elected I'm moving to France." Why don't people who make these type of comments actually do what they promise?

After five years, we still remember...wait, what happened five years ago?

I don't really think they read all the rants, they just pick some out of a pile and throw them in.

GOBAMA 08!

I just don't think "NOBAMA IN 08" is catchy.

You can really tell that the new Pirate rant chooser is pro-McCain.

I don't get it--why do construction workers pee on the bushes in front of Wright when the gates are open and there are multiple bathrooms in multiple buildings 20 feet away?

I want to pee on you...drip, drip, drip.

Watch out for the Dowdy Creeper. You can't miss him--he is practically in there everyday of the week walking around.

What happened to the calendar of events in the paper? I live off campus and now I have no idea what's going on!

The VMA's sucked so badly that I actually studied instead of watching them.

Stop leaving your trash lying around Todd. The staff is not your personal maid.

Don't buy cute dogs if you don't want people to pet them.

"OMG, I like your shoes! OMG, I like your hair! OMG, I love that dress! OMG, I love that purse!"

I understand that politics are dirty, but when a party starts using 9/11 to fuel their campaign I wonder if it's worth voting at all.

Why is the word for feces a swear word, but "politics" isn't?

I take the best poops in the library.

TEC should charge a deposit for newspapers. That way when people are done they will have a reason to return their paper for a refund instead of THROWING IT AWAY OR LEAVING IT FOR OTHERS TO PICK UP. Don't you people know how to RECYCLE?

You make having a 3.2 GPA look a heck of a lot sexier!

Two TEC's without any mention of the North Campus Crossing ninja? Shenanigans!

Does anyone know why the spokesperson for Starkist tuna is a tuna?

It is amazing what a little fake confidence and skirt can do for you.

I am not a babysitting service. Stop coming over while your guy goes out to pick up other girls and then leave when he comes back to pick you up again.

The N.C. sheriff's Telefund called me asking for a donation and I refused because they tackled my friend at the WVU game.

At least I'm not a penguin.

For a class with no attendance policy, please don't come in coughing on me. STAY HOME!

It's a good thing we don't have another game against the Heels this year--they'd probably forfeit.

I eat my cereal from a dog bowl so my parents wonder where they went wrong.

To the guys dancing in their thongs at Still Life last Thursday night: Thanks for making me feel better about that baseball player I used to talk to!

I really wish that people on TEC Web site would stop acting like the grammar police. It's an Internet site.

Dear women: Please wear bras. Thank you.

Call me a "f-g" one more time and this GAY driver is going to kick you off my GAY bus onto the GAY curb where you can walk your IGNORANT BUTT all the way to North Campus Crossing.

Why do people on campus find it necessary to shout random lyrics at the top of their lungs while listening to their iPods? YOU LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT!

There should be a 24-hour minimum time limit for a professor to cancel class. I am tired of getting to a class that was canceled in an e-mail 30 minutes before start time.

"They be dead."...Really?

Just because I'm on the phone does not mean I don't hear your snide little comments.