Pirate Rants

Purple and gold look so GREAT on TV!!!!!

To the guy who got tackled by about six cops near the student Pirate Club stairs: I hope your wrist is all right...and you should sue.

I don't care who wins this election, anyone with me???

You said you were talking in your sleep? And you didn't know it? Of course you wouldn't, dummy!

It's so awesome being the top story on ESPN! GO PIRATES! ARRRRRGH!!!

What the heck was with the cops at the WVU game? Maybe they shouldn't be smacking random people with nightsticks...just an idea.

Is anyone else concerned with the sheriff that was aired on ESPN at the WVU game beating the heck out of someone?

Does anyone else think the State Troopers at the football game used "unnecessary force"? They were straight beating people to the ground.

I missed the first quarter of the WVU game because they weren't letting Student Pirate Club Members go up to their seats. Seriously?

Hanna is forcing me to stay indoors and drink more than I usually do.

You are so much more likable when you're drunk, Roomie.

To the person who wants to piss the bed so their roommate will move out: Are you sharing a bed??

If you don't start being nice to me, I'm going to pee in your shoes.

To the obnoxious girl in front of me at the dining hall the other day: The world does not revolve around you, so stop complaining about waiting in line for food and making everyone else around you miserable. Kay...Thanks

If you people see me sitting by myself at a table in Wright and the place is full, you ARE welcome to ask if you can sit at my table. I'm not greedy, I'll share.

I'm a guy and I don't think tattoos make a girl look trashy. If anything, it makes me want to ask to see the rest of it.

I love how everyone starts talking quietly about tattoos when I go to the pool, since I have two that are not small.

I hope you live a lonely life because eventually everyone around you will realize how much you talk about them behind their backs. Glad I have already learned my lesson. You're not worth my friendship.

So, in the porn we were watching last night, that was so not milk.

Donde esta el bano?

To the person who's not eating: Can we have your meal plan? Ramen is so expensive these days.

I'm reading Pirate Rants from Seoul South Korea. Wish I could be back to celebrate the big wins with all my friends.

Why does Obama echo everything McCain says? It could be because McCain knows what the American people want. America, listen to the cute old man and his VP pick Palin, the Hot Mom!

Are you my mother?

Thanks for showing me your day of the week panties at Rumors last night...But it was Friday not Wednesday...Gross.

Note: To all the football players that hang out on the steps on College Hill, I was unaware that smoking blunts is part of the training plan for a D1 athlete...Who knew?!

All of my friends are cheating on their boyfriends, who are perfect to them. I might have to spill the beans.

I wish I knew if I was going to marry my boyfriend. Right now, he seems perfect.

Seriously? Obama is Muslim and his middle name is Hussein. Save him the assassination. GO MCCAIN/PALIN!

So… you love Sarah Palin because she's hot and has a cute family. But really, what did she even talk about in her speech? All I heard was Obama bashing!

If it's raining outside, don't come to class all dressed up. In reality, you look more stupid than I do in my old t-shirt and baggy sweatpants.

If the girlfriend of the guy I am hooking up with friends me on Facebook, should I accept?

How come you haven't confirmed my friend request on Facebook even though you live two doors down from me? You make me very sad.

You got an STD. KARMA.

Why is nothing easy to find in Greenville? It seems like the map of Greenville was plucked from the drawings of a young toddler that had one too many glazed doughnuts this morning.

Smokers: Your habit isn't cute. I hate looking on the ground and seeing all those cigarette butts! And when you walk and smoke, I'm walking behind you smoking too…So thanks so much for raising my cancer chances.

I hate drawing cubes! I hate three-hour classes where we just draw cubes, or talk about drawing cubes!

I walked out of my room the other morning at approximately 1:50 am and a girl was making out in the hallway and telling the boy it was nice to meet him. Classy... real classy.

John McCain voted AGAINST equal pay for equal work, and then he accepts a woman as his running mate? I guess he respects women, as long as they make less money than him.

I really hate it when the professor begins class and people continue to carry on their personal conversations. I go to class to hear the professor, not you.

No I will not upload those pictures of you holding alcohol onto Facebook! Do you WANT to be thrown out of school!!??

To the person that left their weed in the Whichard Building: Smooth move there, guy!

So, McCain's VP pick Palin cut funding in her state for sex education for students, and now her teenage daughter is pregnant. Is that coincidence, karma, or irony?

I had the most amazing summer. I went to London with 23 of the coolest, nicest, smartest, most interesting people I've ever met, ALL of whom I can count among my friends. Thank you, my fellow Londoners, for making this past summer the best college memory I will ever have.

I spent the entire class period playing an online game where you try to name the original Pokemon in 12 minutes. I hope my Sorority doesn't find out I'm such a nerd.

I love the "Did You Know?" section of the paper! And TEC as a whole is a better paper to read this semester.

Why won't you date me? Or at least touch my crotch, PLEASE!?!

For clarification, the "one stupid girl who couldn't swim" died in a flash flood during a hurricane. She didn't voluntarily jump in the pool for a dip. That's why we have to pass a swim test so WE don't die in the next Hurricane Floyd!