Pirate Rants

I totally agree; more John McCain PLEASE!

There have been a lot of rants about Parking and Transportation, but the blonde woman who works there is way hot, and that's why I like going there.

Not only do I like to look at all these new girls walking around during orientation, I like looking at their hot moms.

Libertarians are just constipated Republicans.

So, even though I work two jobs because my parents don't support me, I've qualified for financial aid in the past, and I filed my taxes independently from my parents, I still count as a dependent of them in the US until I'm 24? And now I can't get financial aid? HUH?!?!

We should start a nudist colony on campus.

Is it true the Avett Brothers are going to be here for Barefoot on the Mall this year? They rock!

You didn't say nothin' 'bout no Snackers!

It's summertime! There's no room for Negative Nancys or Debbie Downers!!!

I'm in love with a girl named Laura, but she loves a guy named Bill.

I work with a girl who is addicted to Adderall.

A girl I work with sweats like crazy; the whole office smells like wild onions.

Happy Birthday, Chubby Bunny! I love you!

I watch the Olympic Trials religiously ... because when I get back to school the only Olympics I'll be practicing are beer pong and FLIP CUP.

I aspire to be Mrs. Pantana Bob's.

Full loads both summer sessions SUCK!

Why the hell does the Minges bus only run every 20 minutes now?

Why does everyone think Obama's NON-plan plan is so damn great?

You sing really well, but do you have to practice it on the quiet floor in the library a day before the exams?

ECU got name recognition on the "Colbert Report." How cool is that?

To the guy I see walking down 5th Street every morning in the khaki shorts and no shirt: Dude, get some sun ... seriously.

Must be nice to just show up whenever you want.

When will Imus learn?

It really bothers me that Campus Living kicks us out of the dorms at 9 a.m. Some of us still have finals to take that afternoon. Thanks, guys. You should have planned to have move-in day for second session the day after first session ended!

A lot of good the text message alert system does when no one receives one informing about contaminated water. Thanks, ECU, for making me sick!

The word sphincter makes me giggle.

REALLY?!? Did you have to do that?

I think I need a lesbian lover.

Greenville has some of the hottest girl bartenders!

I love summer school!

I'll be your Scully!

Today, June 25, 2008, at approximately 11:37 p.m., I was reading the Pirate Rants when I came across one that sounded familiar. I read over it twice, and then I realized that I had submitted it, and that this moment in history should be remembered forever because it holds my first published Pirate Rant!

Can we get a Dave and Buster's around here please?

My friend has been trying to lose weight and she "accidentally" drank some of the water … let's just say that won't be happening again.

So far, this has been a tough summer for Greenville.

Getting your rant in is one of the biggest highlights of one's life. I'll pass all the copies TEC that has my rant in to everyone I know.

Thank you to Aramark/Campus Dining for keeping limited service going the last few days while the rest of Greenville went into a shut-down frenzy!

I don't think there is any way I am going to get into grad school, and I don't know what to do about it.

I know some students who are going to be upset to find that Rawl Computer lab is no more.

You are loud, obnoxious, rude, childish, ignorant, two-faced and obscenely fat. When you speak, it's only because you love hearing yourself talk, not because you have anything intelligent to say. Come down from that pedestal you put yourself on; you've been here too long and it's time to go.

Are two issues a week too much to ask? There is still another session of summer school and I would like to have more issues!

The financial aid office is the worst in the state … I mean an hour and a half to ask when my money would be here, and you tell me you don't know!

How come no place likes dogs over 35 pounds? My dog is a good dog; she deserves to be here with me!