Pirate Rants

Facebook is a great way to catch boys in their web of lies.

Our drunk texts to each other are risky.

Why is Beyonce's dancing so jerky in her music videos? I thought maybe Shakira would help her learn smoother moves, but I guess not.

God sent a miracle when he sent you!

I think we should try another quarterback!

I could stare at his abs all day long.

They need to open up the faculty study rooms to students. There are just not enough rooms for us!

What happened to the fountain?

I think that it's really sad that you have to lie to make yourself look better, because in the end it's only making you worse.

I like you a lot and when we're alone, you're this really nice guy but when we're around groups of people you change...I JUST WISH YOU WOULD DATE ME!!!!!

I hate that you're dating such an awesome guy and yet you cheat on him every chance you have...what a pity.

Don't masticate with your mouth open.

God broke the mold after he made my boyfriend. After a year and a half I still think he's perfect.

Thank you for keeping me sane! I could not be happier that we are friends! I have a crush on you...but I do not think you like me back. And plus...I am scared I would break you!

I've given up on love 'cause loves given up on me! So, I have decided that the person I dated this summer and then the person you became when we got back to school are two completely different people. I just wish everyone else could see it.

Don't be bitter just because everyone went to her party and not yours...it is not their fault that nobody likes you.

It is only humid outside when I have a good hair day.

[Some people] in the School of Music could be a lot nicer to the other students. There's no excuse for being buttheads.

Classy girls make the effort to look nice everyday. Sleep clothes are not a fashion statement.

Sometimes all I really need is a hug from my momma.

Yes, I am a Southern belle. Now I need to find my Southern gentleman.

My life actually IS a musical. The squirrels on campus are my backup dancers.

I mean this genuinely and not sarcastically when I say, THANK YOU FOR NOT COMING TO MY BIRTHDAY! It was amazing!

I trip a lot for no apparent reason.

To the boy who offered to pay for my bubble sheet so I didn't have to break a 20, thank you. You made my day.

I am glad the evidence in support of the Jena Six is starting to fall apart. They deserve to be in jail. And no, I am not racist and I am not white.

I hate walking up the hill, and then up three flights of stairs to get to my room. And then it is hot as **** because I live in Belk. If only I had the money to get my own apartment, or at least live in a nice dorm.

One dollar Wal-Mart flip-flops were not designed to be worn on rainy days. I fell down the stairs outside of Bate.

Since when do Aramark trucks pay hundreds of dollars to park in A-1 permit lots?

I think i like you, Mr. Computer Boy.

I think Hillary Clinton is bringing sexy back!

Is it bad that my roommate and I purposely act like we hate each other so we can go and meet with our coordinator? I love his shiny bald head and the way he always bites his bottom lip when he talks to us.

I challenge my English professor to a fight to the death, best two rounds out of three...

Did I really just get kicked off the ECU STUDENT TRANSIT AUTHORITY SAFE RIDE SYSTEM, AKA the drunk bus, for screaming PURPLE and GOLD in PIRATE NATION?

Here's a hint: If she can name where everything in his room is located when you ask her...chances are it isn't because shes a good guesser.

To the blonde girl in my English class who talks too much in her fake flowery voice: Shut up. Thanks.

I can't believe ECU is "re-doing" Mendenhall, meaning there will be no place for my swing class for 3 years!

My psychology teacher is psychotic.

Oatmeal tasted better when I was a kid.

Did anyone else see that guy walking around campus with his West VA shirt? I mean gosh, I know our football team sucks and we got clobbered by them...but where is your school spirit!!

Your new colored locks are SO beautiful and I think you are beyond amazing! Just thought you should know.

I'm a freshman and Joyner Library already hates me! Who else on campus wants to rent a VHS from 1942, a movie nobody else has ever heard of, but I need for my project???

To the guy in my art class: you are cute when you sleep. :)

Dear Roommate, STOP laughing at your computer while I'm trying to study/sleep/watch movies! Go meet people, you are in college, it's what we do!

My history teacher's assistant was talking about how grammar is very important to her [when it comes to] essays. In her words: "I'm a very grammar person." Oh, if only she were a very sentence structure person, too.

My boyfriend and I can't talk without fighting, I hate my roommate, and my best friend went to Carolina and is too good for me now. College sucks.

My health teacher may be hot, but I think Helen Keller could do a better job of teaching than she can.

To the fat guy continuously making noises in my psychology class- stop clicking your pen with your fat sausage fingers or I will force you to eat it, which probably wouldn't be that hard to do in the first place.