Pirates and Salty Wenches

My name is Vivian Stockton and I will be your guide to good sex at ECU.

Sex and relationship columns are on the rise in college papers so we're jumping at the chance to rock the boat and spice things up.

I want you all to be aware of a few things about my column before it appears in TEC:

Pirates and Salty Wenches will print each Thursday in the Opinion section of TEC.

Every column will address a different issue ranging from how to make the most of it when sailing solo to the best ways to seal the deal or just something interesting that I have learned while being at ECU.

All names, unless permission has been granted, will be changed to protect the guilty. And if by chance you think I'm talking about you, I probably am. I only hope for the sake of your pride that you were as good as you thought you were.

Keep in mind this is merely for entertainment purposes. I've been a student at ECU for the past three years and I have worked in an adult store for nearly a year now, so I feel that I have developed quite the sex repertoire and would like to share my tales of woe and ecstasy in hopes of helping out my lovely schoolmates. So you can take everything that I say with a grain of salt, but trust that I don't want to lead my fellow Pirates to anything other than a satisfying tryst.

So everyone keep an eye out for the first official Pirates and Salty Wenches Thursday, Sept. 3!

Enjoy your first week back to school. Now get out there and have fun, get some booty but remember to be safe!

GO PIRATES!