Pirate Rants

By: The Pirate Nation

Posted: 7/1/09

These incoming freshmen all look 14.

Basic math: ECU > UNC

Making and spending money, laughing and acting funny.

Thanks to the housekeeper/facilities guy who found my phone this morning! You're a life saver!

Hey, if you're going to clip your nails, at least close the door! I can't stand hearing that clip, clip, clip! Are you clipping your fingers and toes?!

To the men who stole from us: You must have been really desperate and had lookouts to be able to hit 5 houses in one evening! Revenge is mine, says the Lord. I will leave it to Him.

I need to get laid. Pronto!

ATTN LADIES: Please wear thongs!! Short shorts are acceptable too. Thanks, Male population

I'm sad MJ is dead.

I hate summer classes.

I miss Greenville.

I miss all of my friends.... but being in summer school is still a lot better then being home.

I think I have fallen in love with a cop.

Dear ECU, Don't budget cut necessary things like A/C... Sincerely, the summer school students

You know you're falling asleep in class when your teacher becomes blurry and eventually fades away.

THRILLER!

ECU needs to invest in a waiting pool. While you're waiting for the bus in the hot sun, you wait in a nice, cool pool. The solution for winter is a hot tub.

Don't you hate when you sit down and get your whole book bag unpacked and then you have to take a crap?

There's this weird girl who is always staring at me...