Spring Break
Less than 50 years ago, whites and blacks couldn't share the same bathroom. Less than 50 years ago, whites and blacks couldn't sit in the same part of a city bus in many parts of the country. Less than 50 years ago, blacks fought for the right to eat lunch at the same counter as whites.
Sometimes I wish I were French, so I wouldn't have to shave my armpits. I lost my iPhone on Halloween on the Pirate's Cove drunk bus... someone please help me get my life back! Dear God, please smite all the jaywalkers. You know what? Screw it... I'll do it myself.
Alcohol consumption is often associated with college students and college towns, but not every student drinks alcohol and not everyone wants to drink every night. There should be alternative fun for people who don't feel like drowning their brain with intoxicating liquids.
For those not from the area, Roanoke Rapids is the leftovers of a town that lost all of its industries and small businesses during the 1970s and 1980s. Since then, the town has lost all of its drive to be anything more than a town for younger people to leave, and for older people to retire.