2008 Woodie Awards
Pirate Rants
Pirate Nation
Issue date: 3/27/08 Section: Opinion
It's a sad moment when you realize that the stall you're in has no toilet paper.
Those people who park their cars outside of Garrett should be aware of the suspicious guy walking slowly by the cars looking in all of the back windows. I know I would want to be told if someone was snooping around my expensive car.
It makes me mad that I can't rant about my true opinion of the Westboro Baptist Church even though they can openly protest deceased soldiers funerals. I think we all know what I want to say.
As a witch, I was very offended by the noose found on campus.
Since when did it become SO hard to find a quiet spot in the library?
I love how you try to sway my votes by the use of condoms. Do you really think I'm that unintelligent or that your that cute? Thanks, but no thanks.
When I'm walking out of 360 with the wonderful ice cream bar that they overcharged me for, I don't want to hear you MURDER an overrated Brittney Spears song with your incredible annoying voice.
Does anyone think that since the average grade on the last exam in Oceanography was a 47, it apparently means it was a little undertaught and our teacher expects us to be experts on the stuff?
I love how I got an email about how some of the SGA canidates are corrupt. I really don't care.
My sorority advisor is the Wicked Witch of the West.
To anyone who came into the bathroom after Idid, sorry about your nose.
Don't wish ill upon your enemies. Plan it.
Hey, neighbors, it's 2 in the morning. Would you kindly shut the hell up?
To the person who wants to catch the ECU squirrels and spray paint them: Please be my best friend!
There's something wrong when your face looks like a tangerine, but your hands and feet look like cotton balls. Either spray it everywhere, or go without.
Wow. How am I supposed to update my yearbook profile when my major is not one of the choices listed? This university was founded for teachers and yet "elementary education" is not an option for me to pick!
Those people who park their cars outside of Garrett should be aware of the suspicious guy walking slowly by the cars looking in all of the back windows. I know I would want to be told if someone was snooping around my expensive car.
It makes me mad that I can't rant about my true opinion of the Westboro Baptist Church even though they can openly protest deceased soldiers funerals. I think we all know what I want to say.
As a witch, I was very offended by the noose found on campus.
Since when did it become SO hard to find a quiet spot in the library?
I love how you try to sway my votes by the use of condoms. Do you really think I'm that unintelligent or that your that cute? Thanks, but no thanks.
When I'm walking out of 360 with the wonderful ice cream bar that they overcharged me for, I don't want to hear you MURDER an overrated Brittney Spears song with your incredible annoying voice.
Does anyone think that since the average grade on the last exam in Oceanography was a 47, it apparently means it was a little undertaught and our teacher expects us to be experts on the stuff?
I love how I got an email about how some of the SGA canidates are corrupt. I really don't care.
My sorority advisor is the Wicked Witch of the West.
To anyone who came into the bathroom after Idid, sorry about your nose.
Don't wish ill upon your enemies. Plan it.
Hey, neighbors, it's 2 in the morning. Would you kindly shut the hell up?
To the person who wants to catch the ECU squirrels and spray paint them: Please be my best friend!
There's something wrong when your face looks like a tangerine, but your hands and feet look like cotton balls. Either spray it everywhere, or go without.
Wow. How am I supposed to update my yearbook profile when my major is not one of the choices listed? This university was founded for teachers and yet "elementary education" is not an option for me to pick!
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lost
posted 3/27/08 @ 10:21 AM EST
ecu parking does not have to have compassion for you. you should follow the rules like everybody else! you are not special or more important than the rest of the students!!
idiots
posted 3/27/08 @ 12:54 PM EST
Dear Campus Tower Resident complaining about your loud neighbor and his girlfriend: Learn how to spell ridiculous. It's not hard. RI-DIC-ULOUS!
There we go. (Continued…)
Brittany
posted 3/27/08 @ 4:05 PM EST
I am utterly and insanely in love with Robert Pattinson!
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