2008 Woodie Awards
Pirate Rants
Pirate Nation
Issue date: 4/3/08 Section: Opinion
Must you and your boyfriend study (cram) out loud, minutes before an exam? If you don't have it by then, you're not going to get it.
Would the chatterboxes in comparative government kindly shut up as soon as the professor starts talking and not 10 minutes into class?
Dear ECU, registering for classes is a hazard to my health. It makes my blood pressure go through the roof because NONE OF MY CLASSES ARE AVAILABLE!!!!! May I suggest that you FIX IT SO I CAN?!?!?! Thanks!
Is anyone else freaked out by the massive man walking around the library just staring at everyone? The library should use high security during the day and not just at night after 11.
I'm so sorry to walk into the computer lab open to all students while your class was in there. You did not have to be so crabby.
I spend my free time thinking up witty Pirate Rants.
Chelsea Clinton is a jerk.
Hillary Clinton is a big dope.
Chocolate chip Pop-Tarts are going to make me fat. And that's okay.
I am jealous of the kids in Umstead.
I think it's funny when people eat a big greasy meal at Destination 360 right after they went to the gym.
I had a skateboard once ... when I was in MIDDLE SCHOOL!
FYI: Cigarettes cause lung cancer.
To the boy with the Buddy Holly glasses: I love you.
I wish people would look and listen to the person and not their race, sex, sexual orientation, political opinions, clothing, age, etc.
My roommate has an STD in her mouth and hasn't told her boyfriend yet ... who she continues to kiss!!!
I love Harry Potter. Sometimes so much I think I want to be Hermione.
I used to think skateboarding was cool and then I turned 10.
"Misremembering" isn't even a word ... although if it was it would mean a lie!
Some people would prefer to watch "LOST" rather than a basketball game!
Would the chatterboxes in comparative government kindly shut up as soon as the professor starts talking and not 10 minutes into class?
Dear ECU, registering for classes is a hazard to my health. It makes my blood pressure go through the roof because NONE OF MY CLASSES ARE AVAILABLE!!!!! May I suggest that you FIX IT SO I CAN?!?!?! Thanks!
Is anyone else freaked out by the massive man walking around the library just staring at everyone? The library should use high security during the day and not just at night after 11.
I'm so sorry to walk into the computer lab open to all students while your class was in there. You did not have to be so crabby.
I spend my free time thinking up witty Pirate Rants.
Chelsea Clinton is a jerk.
Hillary Clinton is a big dope.
Chocolate chip Pop-Tarts are going to make me fat. And that's okay.
I am jealous of the kids in Umstead.
I think it's funny when people eat a big greasy meal at Destination 360 right after they went to the gym.
I had a skateboard once ... when I was in MIDDLE SCHOOL!
FYI: Cigarettes cause lung cancer.
To the boy with the Buddy Holly glasses: I love you.
I wish people would look and listen to the person and not their race, sex, sexual orientation, political opinions, clothing, age, etc.
My roommate has an STD in her mouth and hasn't told her boyfriend yet ... who she continues to kiss!!!
I love Harry Potter. Sometimes so much I think I want to be Hermione.
I used to think skateboarding was cool and then I turned 10.
"Misremembering" isn't even a word ... although if it was it would mean a lie!
Some people would prefer to watch "LOST" rather than a basketball game!
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Jessi
posted 4/03/08 @ 6:37 AM EST
I don't understand why people bitch about missing the pirate rants....
...They're all ONLINE!
Anonononoymus
posted 4/03/08 @ 8:25 AM EST
I definitely agree about the Stratford Arms situation on the bus stop!!! What is up with that?!
J
posted 4/03/08 @ 10:37 AM EST
-Why are there always alumni whining about how they miss Pirate Rants? Okay, they are cool, but get a life.-
I will tell you why. Because we are trying to hold on to that little bit of our college life that we don't have anymore. (Continued…)
disco stu
posted 4/03/08 @ 10:54 AM EST
"I am a beautiful person inside and out because God made me, so no, I will not be going to the gym or starving myself to fit into your 100-pound image of beauty. (Continued…)
D
posted 4/03/08 @ 1:36 PM EST
I am one of those alumni that had a rant put in...it wasn't that we were missing them, it was that we still loved them. As for you, if your major concern in life is my views on PR then wow, maybe you should be the one to get a life. (Continued…)
Jay
posted 4/04/08 @ 12:04 AM EST
I don't get why The Carolinian wastes so much money printing the paper when the only students read is the Opinion section, then they either leave in the class or in the hallway. (Continued…)
Andrew
posted 4/04/08 @ 1:45 AM EST
"NCSU couldn't pay me a million dollars to attend their school."
Why would NC State pay you to come here when you were rejected in the first place? Does saying that make you feel better about being turned down?
yeah...
posted 4/05/08 @ 9:37 AM EST
I bet you will still be reading the pirate rants when your an alumni...if you make it to that stage in life...
Joe
posted 4/07/08 @ 5:18 AM EST
http://www.dailytarheel.com/home/index.cfm?event=displayArticleComments&ustory_id=541c033c-c419-49a3-9d0a-0955e4dd2250#66ee9fa7-fb10-44f9-b4b3-b2ba6b11f2c2
CHECK THIS OUT!! UNC's paper talking about the ECU election scandal!!
Michelle
posted 4/07/08 @ 9:56 AM EST
Dear Exchange:
Please stop blasting 93.3 at 8:30 am on a monday morning. Thanks
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