2008 Woodie Awards
Pirate Rants
Pirate Nation
Issue date: 4/10/08 Section: Opinion
Is anyone else confused about the whole Tibet situation?
To the girls living below me: if you wouldn't complain about the noise so often, I wouldn't jump on the floor when I get wasted.
The crust in pizza Lunchables keep getting smaller and smaller!
The other day, for the first time in the three years I have been here, I saw a dead squirrel on campus. It was depressing.
Drunken girls parade the halls of my freshman dorm at 1 o'clock in the morning on Tuesday night. Just thought I'd put that out there.
If Jesus was even running for president, he wouldn't dare run as a Democrat.
Dear Destination 360: please fire the awkward cook who flirts with the girls and has to ask people their order five times and still messes them up. Sincerely, annoyed and hungry students.
To the athletic department: you should recognize the softball team. It might not be the most popular sport, but they are the most talented athletes at ECU.
I love honey wheat pretzel twists!!
So, I take it there aren't any good comedy clubs in Greenville.
I was standing in the park, wondering why Frisbees get bigger as they get closer, and then it hit me.
What's the deal with girls not washing their hands with soap?
Why did winter feel more like spring than spring does?
I love women.
I like how a straight girl can see all the hot lesbians on campus. Why can't I?
If you don't stand behind our troops, please feel free to stand in front of them.
Can we just get better service from 360? Almost all grillers have attitudes!
Everyone complains about food servers on campus, but the big bald guy at the Pirate Grill is always friendly, and he always gets your order right.
I like finding random Cheerios in my bed.
I'm ready for gas not to be so expensive.
To the girls living below me: if you wouldn't complain about the noise so often, I wouldn't jump on the floor when I get wasted.
The crust in pizza Lunchables keep getting smaller and smaller!
The other day, for the first time in the three years I have been here, I saw a dead squirrel on campus. It was depressing.
Drunken girls parade the halls of my freshman dorm at 1 o'clock in the morning on Tuesday night. Just thought I'd put that out there.
If Jesus was even running for president, he wouldn't dare run as a Democrat.
Dear Destination 360: please fire the awkward cook who flirts with the girls and has to ask people their order five times and still messes them up. Sincerely, annoyed and hungry students.
To the athletic department: you should recognize the softball team. It might not be the most popular sport, but they are the most talented athletes at ECU.
I love honey wheat pretzel twists!!
So, I take it there aren't any good comedy clubs in Greenville.
I was standing in the park, wondering why Frisbees get bigger as they get closer, and then it hit me.
What's the deal with girls not washing their hands with soap?
Why did winter feel more like spring than spring does?
I love women.
I like how a straight girl can see all the hot lesbians on campus. Why can't I?
If you don't stand behind our troops, please feel free to stand in front of them.
Can we just get better service from 360? Almost all grillers have attitudes!
Everyone complains about food servers on campus, but the big bald guy at the Pirate Grill is always friendly, and he always gets your order right.
I like finding random Cheerios in my bed.
I'm ready for gas not to be so expensive.
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Jessi
posted 4/10/08 @ 7:27 AM EST
Technically, the stick next to your steering wheel is used to turn ON your turn signals, that's not what the "stick" is called.
Looking
posted 4/10/08 @ 1:09 PM EST
I like how a straight girl can see all the hot lesbians on campus. Why can't I?
I agree...why cant I find them either?!?
j
posted 4/10/08 @ 1:26 PM EST
>>If people were allowed to drink at the age of 18, they'd be too brain damaged to do anything.<<
Other countries beg to differ.
Kaitlyn
posted 4/10/08 @ 5:52 PM EST
"I hate being the only junior in a class full of freshmen."
Try being a senior in Health 1000. That's a real blast, especially when the teacher calls you out for being old. (Continued…)
misogynist
posted 4/11/08 @ 12:23 AM EST
To the girl who says the softball players are the most talented athletes on campus. I think we both know that can't be true, the softball players are all girls. (Continued…)
Jeebus
posted 4/11/08 @ 12:32 AM EST
"I notice that everyone who's for abortion has already been born."
I notice that everyone who's against abortion has already been brainwashed by their southern baptist church. (Continued…)
JAG
posted 4/11/08 @ 1:29 AM EST
To the guy stealing water......
You know that water comes free out of any faucet or water fountain right. Its pretty neat. You just turn the handle or push the button and FREE WATER comes out. (Continued…)
sssss
posted 4/14/08 @ 5:03 PM EST
If Skip Holtz really makes over 2 million a year......then I need to change my major!!
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