2008 Woodie Awards
Pirate Rants
Pirate Nation
Issue date: 6/11/08 Section: Opinion
Gov. Mike Easley said, "I know I'm late … but I'd rather be a bum in the boxcar of the Obama train than in the front of the bus with John McCain." Jay Leno has nothing to worry about as long as that idiot is around.
I'm all set for November: got my McCain bumper sticker, shirt, coffee mug and yard sign. Woo hoo! I'm a McCainiac!
The only thing that sucks about joining the Army is that I leave two days before the first home football game. Other than that ... HOOAH!
I love it when celebrities like Susan Sarandon threaten to leave the U.S. if (when) McCain wins. I say good riddance!
Pros and cons of summer: Pro - Less traffic! Con - More road work! Which means it will still take me 25 minutes to drive five miles ... sigh.
The security guards at the library are arguing over who is the cutest? No wonder so many of the books I need are "missing."
This heat is unbearable.
Instead of fixing the elevators in Howell, fix the air conditioner!
We're finally getting another fountain in front of Wright Auditorium! About time!
It shouldn't be this hot in early June! It's not even officially summer yet!
I went to see Sex and the City. It made me realize how lucky I am to have a good man.
Will Forte is a DB and SNL is not funny.
Why can't I find an attractive guy at ECU?
Attention: Cute guys, if you want a girlfriend, then just come to the Speight building! It's a building full of us!
Are you deaf, dumb or stupid? Asking me for answers five times when our lab teacher just TOLD us leads me to believe you are. And I'm actually not as nice as you think I am, so stop asking me before I totally lose it.
The next time I'm shelving a cart of books in the library and someone comes up and asks if I work there, I'm going to say no, I just do it for fun.
So, you're going to talk about your VD on the Minges bus? Fine. I'm going to laugh.
I'm all set for November: got my McCain bumper sticker, shirt, coffee mug and yard sign. Woo hoo! I'm a McCainiac!
The only thing that sucks about joining the Army is that I leave two days before the first home football game. Other than that ... HOOAH!
I love it when celebrities like Susan Sarandon threaten to leave the U.S. if (when) McCain wins. I say good riddance!
Pros and cons of summer: Pro - Less traffic! Con - More road work! Which means it will still take me 25 minutes to drive five miles ... sigh.
The security guards at the library are arguing over who is the cutest? No wonder so many of the books I need are "missing."
This heat is unbearable.
Instead of fixing the elevators in Howell, fix the air conditioner!
We're finally getting another fountain in front of Wright Auditorium! About time!
It shouldn't be this hot in early June! It's not even officially summer yet!
I went to see Sex and the City. It made me realize how lucky I am to have a good man.
Will Forte is a DB and SNL is not funny.
Why can't I find an attractive guy at ECU?
Attention: Cute guys, if you want a girlfriend, then just come to the Speight building! It's a building full of us!
Are you deaf, dumb or stupid? Asking me for answers five times when our lab teacher just TOLD us leads me to believe you are. And I'm actually not as nice as you think I am, so stop asking me before I totally lose it.
The next time I'm shelving a cart of books in the library and someone comes up and asks if I work there, I'm going to say no, I just do it for fun.
So, you're going to talk about your VD on the Minges bus? Fine. I'm going to laugh.
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Launch
posted 6/11/08 @ 8:04 AM EST
Would you please stop publishing these election related rants because these people obviously don't know what they're talking about.
Brittany
posted 6/12/08 @ 11:03 AM EST
As an alumna it makes me feel so special to read the Pirate Rants and know that half the University is sleeping with the professors/TAs at ECU. Gee I wonder where the saying EasyU comes from when people talk about ECU?
LRC
posted 6/13/08 @ 3:37 PM EST
I'm rather grateful for those truth commercials and don't think they're silly at all. One commercial in particular grossed me out so much that I quit smoking completely cold turkey and I was up to a pack a day. (Continued…)
Some Guy
posted 6/16/08 @ 12:42 PM EST
The impact around the world of everyone not buying gas for a day would be lots of people with empty tanks parked on the side of the road. Not much more. (Continued…)
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