2008 Woodie Awards
Restaurant chains in New York City are now required to post their foods' caloric information on their menus so that customers can clearly see what they are taking in. This new rule, which is unique to the Big Apple, is part of an anti-obesity campaign that was launched in 2006.
This is the second time; next time I wake up and find you and your boyfriend going at it while I'm asleep, I'm videotaping it and selling it on eBay for $20 a pop. Is it bad if I and someone who works in the Old Cafeteria Complex discuss in great detail the private "campaign" party we'd love to throw for Obama? To the sweet lady in the back of the cashier's office that fixes everything the financial aid office seems to screw up: Thank you! Is it possible to stay true to your heart and not break someone else's? To the jerk who keeps hitting my friend: The next time you hit her, I swear I am going to throw my '96 Nissan Sentra in reverse and floor the gas pedal when you walk out of the house.