2008 Woodie Awards
Pirate Rants
Pirate Nation
Issue date: 8/14/08 Section: Opinion
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Please do not call my office complaining because you cannot reach the Cashier's or Financial Aid offices. There is nothing I can do about that, and I don't appreciate your taking it out on me. If you can't reach them by phone then do like everyone else and stand in line.
Mendenhall under construction was a joke; ECU is too poor for renovations ... they can barely afford a decent financial aid staff. They awarded me an Education Access Reward and then revoked it because I was "doing too well in school."
Freshmen, freshmen, freshmen … there are so many of you on campus that I can't walk from Wright to the gym without navigating through a sea of all you carbon copies.
ECU is all about making money. How about call Comedy Central and have an annual roast of the financial aid administration.
When I cannot sleep, I call financial aid because I know I will be on hold for HOURS.
Rielle Hunter is hotter than Elizabeth Edwards.
My ex boyfriend's current girlfriend, whom he has been dating about a year now, still makes a point of flaunting their relationship like they're the most adorable, perfect couple alive. Silly girl, if only you knew he cheated on you with me!
Ordinarily, the libertarian in me would be opposed to it, but I really wish North Carolina would outlaw talking on cell phones while driving. You know, just because you're talking on the phone doesn't mean you can't still go the speed limit.
I know my future roommate hates me, but the truth is that I have hated her more all along.
I kinda like the idea of ECU having its own Mulder and Scully.
I like the hot blonde woman at Parking too (at least, the one I consider hot).
I passed my summer classes, but that was the worst summer of my life.
Who has the top college football team in the Carolinas? Who cares?
Please do not call my office complaining because you cannot reach the Cashier's or Financial Aid offices. There is nothing I can do about that, and I don't appreciate your taking it out on me. If you can't reach them by phone then do like everyone else and stand in line.
Mendenhall under construction was a joke; ECU is too poor for renovations ... they can barely afford a decent financial aid staff. They awarded me an Education Access Reward and then revoked it because I was "doing too well in school."
Freshmen, freshmen, freshmen … there are so many of you on campus that I can't walk from Wright to the gym without navigating through a sea of all you carbon copies.
ECU is all about making money. How about call Comedy Central and have an annual roast of the financial aid administration.
When I cannot sleep, I call financial aid because I know I will be on hold for HOURS.
Rielle Hunter is hotter than Elizabeth Edwards.
My ex boyfriend's current girlfriend, whom he has been dating about a year now, still makes a point of flaunting their relationship like they're the most adorable, perfect couple alive. Silly girl, if only you knew he cheated on you with me!
Ordinarily, the libertarian in me would be opposed to it, but I really wish North Carolina would outlaw talking on cell phones while driving. You know, just because you're talking on the phone doesn't mean you can't still go the speed limit.
I know my future roommate hates me, but the truth is that I have hated her more all along.
I kinda like the idea of ECU having its own Mulder and Scully.
I like the hot blonde woman at Parking too (at least, the one I consider hot).
I passed my summer classes, but that was the worst summer of my life.
Who has the top college football team in the Carolinas? Who cares?
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Sarah
posted 8/17/08 @ 7:30 PM EST
I wish that the teachers couldn't take their bad ratings off of rate my professor, i spent at-least an hour writing how shitty my bio teacher was!!!
Kat
posted 8/17/08 @ 7:36 PM EST
I am scared he'll call, but I'm even more scared he won't call.
sarah
posted 8/17/08 @ 7:36 PM EST
why do the army guys look so dang good in the acu's i just want to undress them all!!!
LOL
posted 8/18/08 @ 9:46 AM EST
"When I cannot sleep, I call financial aid because I know I will be on hold for HOURS."
Amen to that. Has there ever been a better example of how NOT to run an organization. (Continued…)
tired.
posted 8/20/08 @ 11:48 AM EST
To the sororities who are dirty rushing, we know who you are, and we will bust you. It's not cute. You know who you are *COUGH* ZTA.
<3,
The rest of the Panhellenic
mhm
posted 8/21/08 @ 10:47 AM EST
I wouldn't worry too much about it. There's a quiet little movement taking place behind the scenes that's pushing to get Freshman Experience implemented here at ECU. (Continued…)
What?!
posted 8/23/08 @ 10:09 AM EST
Anyone else think DZ's outfits were a little trashy last night? I dooo!
Jessica
posted 8/24/08 @ 3:58 PM EST
Is it just me or is NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK new song "Summertime" actually good?!
Here
posted 8/24/08 @ 4:00 PM EST
I havent talked to you in a month, I miss you...
Addicted
posted 8/26/08 @ 3:22 PM EST
When will the newpaper start back coming out cause i need my pirate rants!
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