2008 Woodie Awards
Pirate Rants
Pirate Nation
Issue date: 10/2/08 Section: Opinion
I don't understand how The Exchange magically changes their name to "The Landing" and then changes it back three days later... I'm so confused. Where do I live?
Don't worry, Ben is back in Greenville... I saw him in the library the other day when he introduced himself to me for the 13th billion time.
I have a 3.7 GPA and still feel like a failure.
Scavenger hunt! Five dollars in the Bell.
I laugh every day at the load of bull he fed you to get you back in bed... Saying my number is in his recent calls to tell me that we can't be friends anymore... HA CAN YOU GET ANYMORE GULLIBLE?
What if they were just making drugs in chem. lab for ECU's profit? Would we ever know?
Ask the girl out upstairs instead of playing Halo all day.
Has anyone seen the girl who recently died her hair really dark and lets it hang all in her face on campus? I often find myself mistaking her for The Grudge until she turns her head and I see how orange her face is. The Grudge girl is way too pale to be her... disappointed.
I'm the only guy in my class and I'm married. Fellas: Now taking bids on my seat.
That's what she said.
Seriously, Sean Kingston to talk about politics? Come on...
Flossin' ain't just for gangstas.'
I can't wait to finally take a year off of school and do nothing. Thank you Bush for ruining the economy and making it even more difficult to get student loans!
I'm an early bird and a night owl, so I am wise and I have worms.
To the boy who sits about three desks across from me in sociology Monday, Wednesday and Friday: I think you are gorgeous.
If you were a dirt nasty sex machine, we'd be married already.
Never let a lady Pirate check your prostate. You'll get "hooked."
She didn't "accidentally" get good in bed.
Parents weekend SUCKED! I should not have to be kicked out of my student parking for all the parents and they should NOT tell me to park on West End, or pay the $20. FIX THIS NEXT YEAR.
Don't worry, Ben is back in Greenville... I saw him in the library the other day when he introduced himself to me for the 13th billion time.
I have a 3.7 GPA and still feel like a failure.
Scavenger hunt! Five dollars in the Bell.
I laugh every day at the load of bull he fed you to get you back in bed... Saying my number is in his recent calls to tell me that we can't be friends anymore... HA CAN YOU GET ANYMORE GULLIBLE?
What if they were just making drugs in chem. lab for ECU's profit? Would we ever know?
Ask the girl out upstairs instead of playing Halo all day.
Has anyone seen the girl who recently died her hair really dark and lets it hang all in her face on campus? I often find myself mistaking her for The Grudge until she turns her head and I see how orange her face is. The Grudge girl is way too pale to be her... disappointed.
I'm the only guy in my class and I'm married. Fellas: Now taking bids on my seat.
That's what she said.
Seriously, Sean Kingston to talk about politics? Come on...
Flossin' ain't just for gangstas.'
I can't wait to finally take a year off of school and do nothing. Thank you Bush for ruining the economy and making it even more difficult to get student loans!
I'm an early bird and a night owl, so I am wise and I have worms.
To the boy who sits about three desks across from me in sociology Monday, Wednesday and Friday: I think you are gorgeous.
If you were a dirt nasty sex machine, we'd be married already.
Never let a lady Pirate check your prostate. You'll get "hooked."
She didn't "accidentally" get good in bed.
Parents weekend SUCKED! I should not have to be kicked out of my student parking for all the parents and they should NOT tell me to park on West End, or pay the $20. FIX THIS NEXT YEAR.
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LOL
posted 10/02/08 @ 8:03 AM EST
"Stop blaming Bush for the economy. It takes almost a decade for economic policy to kick in. So thank your buddy Clinton. And Clinton can thank Bush, Sr. (Continued…)
jimbo327
posted 10/02/08 @ 8:14 AM EST
"Blame the right President"
This crisis was caused by political correctness being forced on the mortgage lending industry in the Clinton era.
Before the Democrats' affirmative action lending policies became an embarrassment, the Los Angeles Times reported that, starting in 1992, a majority-Democratic Congress "mandated that Fannie and Freddie increase their purchases of mortgages for low-income and medium-income borrowers. (Continued…)
David
posted 10/02/08 @ 9:40 AM EST
snakes are venomous, not poisonous.
Truth
posted 10/02/08 @ 1:27 PM EST
Hmm.....you are a liberal douche bag. You just don't want to admit that your precious Clinton did anything wrong.
Melissa Johnson
posted 10/02/08 @ 1:37 PM EST
In response to the recent pirate rant where he said he couldn't be your friend anyone. Thats because he couldnt see past your big nose and you were an aweful kisser. (Continued…)
Hmm
posted 10/02/08 @ 11:41 PM EST
Nah, I actually didn't care much for Clinton, and McCain had my vote until he put the holy roller on his ticket.
I just think there are enough legitimate reasons to be weighing the candidates on without you guys making up (and regurgitating) false ones. (Continued…)
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